I had the number on a magnet, but irony would have it that the same imp who ate all the gummy vitamins also made off with my Poison Control magnet so I had to call 411 for directory assistance:
Auto-attendant: "For what city please?"
Me (speaking clearly): "Surrey"
Auto-attendant: "Do you want a goverment, residential or business number?"
Me (slightly exasperated): "I have no idea."
Auto-attendant: "I'm sorry, I did not get your selection. Did you want a goverment, residential or business number?"
Me (now really exasperated): "I SAID I HAVE NO IDEA!"
... and so on until the machine finally gave up and turned me over to a live person.
Meanwhile Melissa is giving Maddy the scare of her life:
"Maddy, OH NO!! You are only supposed to eat ONE vitamin. You are going to get sick and die now. You are going to get so sick that you will die and then you won't be here any more!"
Maddy starts wailing, "NO - I don't want die!"
Melissa calls Michael, "Michael we have to pray for Maddy so she won't die."
Fortunately for Maddy Roo - the Poison Control center informed me that the vitamins didn't have iron and not quite enough Vitamin A to warrant a trip to the ER; but I still had to give her a bottle of milk and was informed that she likely will have an upset stomach and diarrhea.
The odd part is that it is Maribeth who is now spitting up and crying here at 2am - not Maddy.