What the clinic told me: "No anti-inflammatory medications for 10 days prior to the procedure."
What Cheryl told me: "Oh they tell you that because anti-inflammatories like Advil thin out your blood so it doesn't clot as easily .. basically it's so you don't bleed to death."
My reaction: "Ooog. First thay take a laser to my 'nads, and then I bleed to death. Fun."
What my friend at work told me: "Rent a stack of DVD's, get some bags of frozen vegetables, and prepare to be on the couch for a while."
What I'm really hoping goes right: "Cheryl will be able to keep the kids from jumping on my lap."
Quote from "Two And A Half Men": "Uncle Charlie, are you going to get all fat and sleepy like our dog did?"